scorpiosembrace:

sheesh You’re acting as if someone may or, may not have murdered you.
scarecrowwhiskey:

Dave: Brush ya shoulders off

sliippedaway:

cutebabe:

celesgami:

OKAY NO

EVERYONE TAKE THIS FUCKING QUIZ RIGHT NOW

IM LITERALLY ANGRY ABOUT HOW ACCURATE IT IS FUCK THIS THING ALL I DID WAS CLICK ON COLORS ??? HO W DOES I TKNOW FRICK

this is the most fucking terrifyingly accurate personality test ive ever taken in my entire life like??? what. the fuck

coollikke bright-black-star

fionna-andcake:

gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

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more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

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I used this on a powerpoint for school and no one laughed except my friend and I

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

there was actually a federal court ruling in 1881 that made it officially pronounced that way cause the two senators from Arkansas disagreed on the pronunciation

bananasandguavas:

Striders gonna stride.
Panic! At The Guava - I Write Sins Not Guavadies
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tarecgosa:

i like drawin expressions
At the poker table in Atlantic City...
(Read the following with east coast accents)
Guy from another poker table: (shouts) Hey Rufio is here!
Guy from my poker table: What's a Rufio?
Drunk Guy from my poker table: You know, Rufio! The kid from "Hook" who took over the Lost Boys when Peter Pan left then got killed and then Peter Pan avenges his death!
Guy from my poker table: What the fuck?
Drunk Guy from my poker table: The fuckin Rufio! You know, the fuckin Asian Spanish kid with the Mohawks!
liberatrix:


Hussie on dreamselves: "They are there since the kid is “born”. Meaning if a kid is 13 years old, then that dream kid has also been on Prospit for 13 years, either asleep the whole time or growing up there in parallel with the real self."

They’re supposed to be really little but I don’t think you can really tell 8(